i'm not really sure what to think of this. i can't tell if it's fake or not. especially the video of the woman shooting a machine gun at the baby in the stroller. or the baby riot gear. or the baby insurance that covers stabbings, shootings, incineration, car accidents, drive-bys, kidnappings, snipers, etc.... If my baby gets incinerated or picked off by a sniper, I've probably got bigger problems than worrying where to collect my baby insurance.
on the plus side, they're having specials on the toddlers 5 mega volt taser. 40 bucks? i'll take two. Rob Lowell from LA and his baby were being mugged and used this to thwart the attacker. I especially like how he says, "Thanks Bulletproof Baby, you've done it again!" as if he owes multiple bulletproof baby products for saving the life of his baby multiple times. apparently some babies are just magnets for gangland and terrorist type activity.
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I'm Stella Stevenson, Founder and CEO of BPB Industries. I've been an industrial designer all my life, and decided to establish 'bullet proof baby' when my first son, Randy, was nearly killed in a drive by shooting in 2004.
When stray bullets hit the pram but narrowly missed my son, I realised there was a gap in the market for a range of products to protect babies in today's increasingly violent society.
If I had a baby and it got shot at in a drive by, my first thought would probably be to move out of my neighborhood. Not market a set of baby armor. This guy is like "Ohhh hell no. You think just cause you shoot up my baby I'm going to get scared and leave??? F that! I'm going to armor up my kid and then we're coming at you with everything we've got! Nobody fucks with Randy and gets away with it!"
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