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6.30.2008

Big Money Big Money

Yes.

20 minutes!

http://www.ted.com/index.php/talks/mark_bittman_on_what_s_wrong_with_what_we_eat.html

6.24.2008

6.19.2008

the best news i heard today

apparently.... australians are fatter than americans. i know that doesn't mean too much to anyone else, but when i read this article, i laughed out loud and it sounded kind of evil because of all the fun i'm going to have with it. you see, i get all sorts of shit over here for americans being fat. from everyone, even fat people. i've even told people i'm starting to develop an eating disorder because of it, and they don't care at all. but now, equipped with that article and also this one, plus the sign over the waterless non-flushable urinal trough at work warning that australians consume the most water per capita in the world, i am now immune to all of the usual dumb comments that these stupid, drunk, kangaroo-riding, foster's-drinking, didgeridoo-playing, boomerang-throwing convicts make at least once or twice a month.

6.18.2008

In yo' face!

The Short Answer about the Methuselah Gene

So is there truth to the claim that shorter people have longer life spans? The short answer is maybe. In only a few special instances can a direct relationship be claimed. In most situations, there is no catch-all predictor for how long a person will live.

Support of the short-stature, long-life claim can be found in people who possess what is being referred to as the Methuselah gene. Researchers have discovered that some people have a rare genetic mutation that decreases their cells' use of a particular growth hormone: insulin-like growth factor 1 (IGF1). As a result, these people tend to be smaller and also live a longer-than-average life span. Many animals' sizes are also controlled by differences in their IGF1-release, with a corresponding increase or decrease in life span. For example, smaller breeds of dogs have less IGF1 than larger breeds and tend to live longer.

But the final analysis? Height (or the causes of height variation) may be a factor, especially in some instances, like for those people who carry the Methuselah gene.

Why call it Methuselah?
One of the Bible's pre-flood patriarchs and Noah's grandfather is Methuselah. He holds the distinction of being the oldest man whose age is mentioned in the Bible. According to biblical text, Methuselah lived to the ripe old age of 969! Descended from Adam and Eve through their son Seth and his son Henoch, Methuselah eventually met his maker during the great deluge.

6.16.2008

Dubai is pissed!





Nemo 33 is a recreational diving center in Brussels, Belgium that is home to
the world's deepest swimming pool. The pool itself consists of a submerged
structure with flat platforms at various depth levels. The pool has two large
flat-bottomed areas at depth levels of 5m (16 ft) and 10m (32 ft), and a large
circular pit descending to a depth of 33m (108 ft). It is filled with
2,500,000 litres of non-chlorinated, highly filtered spring water maintained
at 30°C (86°F) and contains several simulated underwater caves at the 10m depth level. There are numerous underwater windows that allow outside visitors to look into the pools at various depths. The complex was designed by Belgian diving expert John Beernaerts as a multi-purpose diving instruction, recreational, and film production facility, and opened in 2004.

You can take only a few items of your own dive kit (computer, mask, pool fins) but no BCD, fins that require booties, regulators(unless they have an integrated air linked to your computer - but no DIN fittings at all). torches, etc... You are not allowed to practice any skills unless you have an instructor in your group.

OR, and I know this is going out on a limb, you could swim in say, an ocean. Just a thought.

6.12.2008

Pure Genius





Stickystains
Iron-On stickers that turn unsightly stains into attractive doodles. An alternative way to prolong the life of stained clothes.
A postcard sized sheet that would be enough to rescue at least 4 different stains.

more cows

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
A FRENCH CORPORATION: You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
A JAPANESE CORPORATION: You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.
A GERMAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You reengineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.
A BRITISH CORPORATION: You have two cows. They are mad. They die.
AN ITALIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.
AN INDIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You worship both of them.
AN ARKANSAS CORPORATION: You have two cows. That one on the left is kinda cute.

Surrealism anyone?

Politics Explained

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FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.

PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. You have to take care of all of the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need.

BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and put them in a barn with everyone else's cows. They are cared for by ex-chicken farmers. You have to take care of the chickens the government took from the chicken farmers. The government gives you as much milk and eggs as the regulations say you need.

FASCISM: You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them and sells you the milk.

PURE COMMUNISM: You have two cows. Your neighbors help you take care of them, and you all share the milk.

RUSSIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk.

CAMBODIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. The government takes both of them and shoots you.

DICTATORSHIP: You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you.

PURE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk.

REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors pick someone to tell you who gets the milk.

BUREAUCRACY: You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. Then it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows.

PURE ANARCHY: You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbors try to take the cows and kill you.

LIBERTARIAN/ANARCHO-CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.

SURREALISM: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

(Original source unknown . . . this version expanded and Illuminated by SJ.)

6.10.2008

Well, it's no tandem bike but it's still pretty cool

Frenchman hopes to make it across the English Channel on a pedal-powered blimp





Crossing the English Channel is one of the more prestigious sporting exploits known to man and a Frenchman named Stephane Rousson will attempt to achieve the feat later today when he pedals his 16-metre long airship across the 55 kilometer wide stretch of water. The sports enthusiast and pilot has been preparing for the trip for the past four years and seems quite confident on being only the second successful man to make the airborne journey, the first being US cyclist Brian Allen who crossed over the channel in a 25kg Gossamer Albatross designed by the late Paul McCready in 1979 and won the Kremer Prize from the Human Powered Aircraft Group of the Royal Aeronautical Society with his accomplishment. Rousson hopes to make it across the water in about five hours’ time slung under the blimp in a semi-recumbent style bicycle frame that propels the aircraft forward. With two large propellers on each side, the craft should ideally be hovering 30 meters above the water and given that many such attempts in the past have failed due to the weight of the materials, we sincerely hope the 39-year old is successful in his endeavor.
Source: Treehugger

P.S. My new favorite thing to do is ride a tandem bike.

6.05.2008

Evolution at its finest

the other day i was trying to level out my sideburns, and was doing so in relation to my ears (i try to level the 'burns off at earhole level). i decided to step back and admire my work, but to my dismay i realized that they were not at the same level with each other despite being at the same level to their respective ear. after some confusion, i realized what the problem was. it turns out my ears are attached at different heights across from each other on my head. the right one is slightly higher than the left. at first i was like, "what the h, this sucks," but then i remembered an interesting fact from when i took vertebrate natural history sophmore year. nature's earbox, the barn owl, has this same adaptation, with its two ears asymetrically placed on its head. just ask the barn owl trust:


"the ear openings... are placed asymmetrically (one higher than the other). As a result, sounds reaching the two ears are heard very differently. By analysing these differences the owl's [or stephen's] brain automatically calculates the exact position of the sound-source. Experiments with captive owls [or stephen] have confirmed that they are able to locate and capture prey in total darkness - using their hearing alone."


and i'm always locating prey in total darkness, so i guess we all now know why. my extra-intelligent design puts me head and shoulders above humans and on par with owl-human hybrids in terms of audition. before you all start hailing me as your evolutionary superior, let me tell you it's not all fun and games. when i wear sunglasses they are slighly tilted on my head. it's not really that noticeable, but if you already know about it and you're looking for it you'll see that they get kinda crooked.












my new owl brothers and a barn owl's ear

6.04.2008

This is your hermit crab.

This is your hermit crab on drugs. Any questions?

6.03.2008

#10 might sound familiar. No big deal.

Want to see a model for successful and rapid environmental action? Don't look to the federal government—check out your own town. Here, our list of the 20 communities that are leading the way. Does yours make the cut?
By Elizabeth Svoboda, with additional reporting by Eric Mika and Saba Berhie


How the Rankings Work:
We used raw data from the U.S. Census Bureau and the National Geographic Society’s Green Guide, which collected survey data and government statistics for American cities of over 100,000 people in more than 30 categories, including air quality, electricity use and transportation habits. We then compiled these statistics into four broad categories, each scored out of either 5 or 10 possible points. The sum of these four scores determines a city’s place in the rankings. Our categories are:

Electricity (E; 10 points): Cities score points for drawing their energy from renewable sources such as wind, solar, biomass and hydroelectric power, as well as for offering incentives for residents to invest in their own power sources, like roof-mounted solar panels.
Transportation (T; 10 points): High scores go to cities whose commuters take public transportation or carpool. Air quality also plays a role.
Green living (G; 5 points): Cities earn points for the number of buildings certified by the U.S. Green Building Council, as well as for devoting area to green space, such as public parks and nature preserves.
Recycling and green perspective (R; 5 points): This measures how comprehensive a city’s recycling program is (if the city collects old electronics, for example) and how important its citizens consider environmental issues.
See the the full list below. Click here to launch the gallery to see six case studies on how our greenest cities are cleaning up



1. Portland, Ore. 23.1
Electricity: 7.1 Transportation: 6.4 Green Living: 4.8 Recycling/Perspective: 4.8
America’s top green city has it all: Half its power comes from renewable sources, a quarter of the workforce commutes by bike, carpool or public transportation, and it has 35 buildings certified by the U.S. Green Building Council.

2. San Francisco, Calif. 23.0
Electricity: 6.8 Transportation: 8.8 Green Living: 3.5 Recycling/Perspective: 3.9
See how San Francisco turns wasted roof space into power, here.

3. Boston, Mass. 22.7
Electricity: 5.7 Transportation: 8.7 Green Living: 3.4 Recycling/Perspective: 4.9
CASE STUDY: Grass Power
Boston has preliminary plans for a plant that would turn 50,000 tons of fall color into power and fertilizer. The facility would first separate yard clippings into grass and leaves. Anaerobic bacteria feeding on the grass would make enough methane to power at least 1.5 megawatts’ worth of generators, while heat and agitation would hasten the breakdown of leaves and twigs into compost.

4. Oakland, Calif. 22.5
Electricity: 7.0 Transportation: 7.5 Green Living: 3.1 Recycling/Perspective: 4.9
See how Oakland's hydrogen-powered transit helps the city cut pollution, here.

5. Eugene, Ore. 22.4
Electricity: 10.0 Transportation: 4.7 Green Living: 2.9 Recycling/Perspective: 4.8
CATEGORY LEADER: Electricity
Much of the wet Pacific Northwest draws its energy from hydroelectric dams. But Eugene draws an additional 9 percent of its municipal electricity from wind farms. It also buys back excess power from residents who install solar panel

6. Cambridge, Mass. 22.2
Electricity: 6.1 Transportation: 7.5 Green Living: 3.9 Recycling/Perspective: 4.7

7. Berkeley, Calif. 22.2
Electricity: 6.2 Transportation: 8.4 Green Living: 2.9 Recycling/Perspective: 4.7

8. Seattle, Wash. 22.1
Electricity: 6.2 Transportation: 7.3 Green Living: 4.7 Recycling/Perspective: 3.9

9. Chicago, Ill. 21.3
Electricity: 5.4 Transportation: 7.3 Green Living: 5.0 Recycling/Perspective: 3.6
CATEGORY LEADER: Green Space
In addition to the 12,000 acres Chicago has devoted to public parks and waterfront space, the U.S. Green Building Council has awarded four city projects with a “Platinum” rating, its highest award.
See how Chicago's power plants produce twice the energy with a third the carbon, here.

10. Austin, Tex. 21.0
Electricity: 6.9 Transportation: 5.9 Green Living: 3.3 Recycling/Perspective: 4.9

11. Minneapolis, Minn. 20.3
Electricity: 7.8 Transportation: 7.4 Green Living: 2.8 Recycling/Perspective: 2.3
CASE STUDY: Citizen Enviro-Grants
If you’ve got a world-saving idea, the City of Lakes will give you, your church or your community group the money to get it done. Twenty $1,000 mini-grants and five $10,000 awards were distributed last year to programs ranging from household power-consumption monitors to “block club talks” about global warming. A similar initiative has sprung up in Seattle.

12. St. Paul, Minn. 20.2
Electricity: 8.0 Transportation: 4.0 Green Living: 3.5 Recycling/Perspective: 4.7

13. Sunnyvale, Calif. 19.9
Electricity: 7.3 Transportation: 6.8 Green Living: 2.2 Recycling/Perspective: 3.6

14. Honolulu, Hawaii 19.9
Electricity: 6.0 Transportation: 7.8 Green Living: 2.6 Recycling/Perspective: 3.5

15. Fort Worth, Tex. 19.7
Electricity: 8.3 Transportation: 4.6 Green Living: 2.4 Recycling/Perspective: 4.4

16. Albuquerque, N.M. 19.1
Electricity: 7.6 Transportation: 5.5 Green Living: 2.4 Recycling/Perspective: 3.6

17. Syracuse, N.Y. 18.9
Electricity: 7.0 Transportation: 4.9 Green Living: 2.6 Recycling/Perspective: 4.4

18. Huntsville, Ala. 18.4
Electricity: 6.2 Transportation: 4.1 Green Living: 3.6 Recycling/Perspective: 4.5

19. Denver, Colo. 18.2
Electricity: 5.9 Transportation: 5.2 Green Living: 3.0 Recycling/Perspective: 4.1
CASE STUDY: Green Concrete
Fly ash, a by-product of coal-burning power plants, usually ends up in landfills. Researchers at the University of Colorado Denver found a way to reuse this industrial by-product. They add it at concentrations of about 20 percent to a new green concrete mix. The addition of fly ash also reduces the amount of sulfur- and carbon-spewing concrete production needed to finish a job. The mayor has signed an executive order requiring the use of green concrete in new city projects, and a $550-million infrastructure bond makes demand for the mix likely to grow.

20. New York, N.Y. 18.2
Electricity: 2.8 Transportation: 10.0 Green Living: 3.4 Recycling/Perspective: 2.0
CATEGORY LEADER: Transportation
More than 54 percent of New Yorkers take public transportation to work, beating the next-best metropolis, Washington, D.C., by 17 percent.
See how New York City turns its tides into electricity, here.

6.02.2008

Good clean fun.

Call me crazy, but this is AWESOME!

http://svt.se/hogafflahage/hogafflaHage_site/Kor/hestekor.html