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11.26.2008

Spider vs. Me

I noticed recently there's been a lot of talk about spiders and how everyone wet themselves because there was a black widow in Donovan's sleeping bag in Arkansas, so I thought "Hey, I can talk about spiders too."
In Australia, where every damn thing is poisonous, I worked in a Redback spider (related to the black widow) infested greenhouse. Before fumigation and subsequent extermination of the spiders, I would frequently encounter them, and after a time, got annoyed by them enough to just flick them with my finger, thus knocking them out of their web, then step on them to kill them. That is just how awesome I am. There was also a plan to get bit by one of the spiders to get out of some annoying work that had to be done, but after some consideration it was concluded that this was a bad idea. Anyway, here's a picture of one of the redbacks I took in the greenhouse.

Also, redback is the name of a good wheat beer they brew around here.

Spider vs Snake

You guys on the arkansas trip will remember this kind of spider...

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Wikipedia says:
Dancing mania (or choreomania,[1] from the Greek: χορεία (khoreia = 'dance') + μανία (mania = 'madness’)) was a social phenomenon that occurred primarily in mainland Europe between the 14th and 18th centuries; it involved groups of people, sometimes thousands at a time, who danced uncontrollably and bizarrely, seemingly possessed by the devil. Men, women, and children would dance through the streets of towns or cities, sometimes foaming at the mouth until they collapsed from fatigue.

One of the first major outbreaks was in Aachen, Germany, on June 24, 1374; the populace danced wildly through the streets, screaming of visions and hallucinations, and even continued to writhe and twist after they were too exhausted to stand.[citation needed] The dancing mania quickly spread throughout Europe, said to be "propagated in epidemic fashion by sight" by Dr. Justus Hecker.[2]

Having occurred to thousands of people across several centuries, dancing mania was not a local event, and was, therefore, well-documented in contemporary writings. More outbreaks were reported in the Netherlands, Cologne, Metz, and later Strasburg (Dancing Plague of 1518), apparently following pilgrimage routes.[3]

Paloma says:
Read the rest of the article on wikipedia. Also, listen to the radiolab episode on laughing. The link's right over there <--. I believe it says somthing like "Radiolab. Pretty much the best thing EVER."

Floridian outbreak pictured below

11.24.2008

NOT another X-mas gift.

Dual System Toilets
Written by Peg Fong
Sunday, 23 November 2008





We don’t often think about how we could make our toilets more efficient. Maybe that’s because we don’t think about our toilets so much in general -= one flush and the problem is gone until the next time we sit and ponder. For some reason, in North America, we haven't caught on yet to what consumers in water-starved Asia and Australia have known for decades. Why should the water we flush with be as pristine as the water we drink out of the tap?

The people at Caroma have come up with an idea that makes a lot of sense. It has a system that routes the sink water used while washing hands into the toilet tank ready for the next flush. The Profile Smart Dual Flush Toilet has a built in sink behind the cistern which is useful for when space is at a premium, although it may take some adjusting to get used to straddling the seat in order to wash your hands. Apart from the filling mechanism, the toilet operates normally. The water from the sink comes directly from the utilities water supply, completely separating the two functions.

The product was even noted last month as one of the top ten items in Popular Mechanics Breakthrough Products of 2008. Caroma, which has its headquarters in Brisbane, Australia, says it has tested to make sure that soapy water in the tank will have no adverse impact on the toilet components and has calculated water usage savings of 70 per cent per household by combining the sink and toilet.

The system is already available in Australia and the company anticipates selling in North America starting in 2009.

Via Inventor Spot and Popular Mechanics




On a personal note, I once went to this rather fancy hotel in Ireland and soon discovered that their toilet systems used recycled toilet water. It was brownish-yellowish. So this sounds like a reasonable alternative to me.

Who's spider is that?

click on image for full effect please
[editor's edit: sorry the text is so small, it just turned out like that, not my fault]

11.22.2008

This ALWAYS makes me laugh!




Stephen Benigno (UWA) wrote
at 1:16am on January 8th, 2008
paloma, i didn't know your arms were so white and hairy

Kayla Keller (Texas State) wrote
at 12:17pm on January 8th, 2008
aww this night looks like fun! sad i missed it!

Donovan Escalante (Netherlands) wrote
at 11:44pm on January 16th, 2008
Kayla, I'll tell you what happened. This is right before Stephen and Mike made out and then Paloma got naked. Look at Matt in the back with his evil eyes

Stephen Benigno (UWA) wrote
at 12:03am on January 17th, 2008
kayla, i'll tell you what really happened. paloma twisted off donovan's head using her super strength, then i ripped out mike's throat. We both threw them to evil-eye matthew, who ate them whole. then paloma and i made out a little bit

11.17.2008

As promised

The article we discussed:

Einstein is quoted as having said that if he had one hour to save the world he would spend fifty-five minutes defining the problem and only five minutes finding the solution.
This quote does illustrate an important point: before jumping right into solving a problem, we should step back and invest time and effort to improve our understanding of it. Here are 10 strategies you can use to see problems from many different perspectives and master what is the most important step in problem solving: clearly defining the problem in the first place!

The Problem Is To Know What the Problem Is
The definition of the problem will be the focal point of all your problem-solving efforts. As such, it makes sense to devote as much attention and dedication to problem definition as possible. What usually happens is that as soon as we have a problem to work on we’re so eager to get to solutions that we neglect spending any time refining it.
What most of us don’t realize — and what supposedly Einstein might have been alluding to — is that the quality of the solutions we come up with will be in direct proportion to the quality of the description of the problem we’re trying to solve. Not only will your solutions be more abundant and of higher quality, but they’ll be achieved much, much more easily. Most importantly, you’ll have the confidence to be tackling a worthwhile problem.
Problem Definition Tools and Strategies
The good news is that getting different perspectives and angles in order to clearly define a problem is a skill that can be learned and developed. As such, there are many strategies you can use to perfect it. Here are the 10 most effective ones I know.

1. Rephrase the Problem
When a Toyota executive asked employees to brainstorm “ways to increase their productivity”, all he got back were blank stares. When he rephrased his request as “ways to make their jobs easier”, he could barely keep up with the amount of suggestions.
Words carry strong implicit meaning and, as such, play a major role in how we perceive a problem. In the example above, ‘be productive’ might seem like a sacrifice you’re doing for the company, while ‘make your job easier’ may be more like something you’re doing for your own benefit, but from which the company also benefits. In the end, the problem is still the same, but the feelings — and the points of view — associated with each of them are vastly different.
Play freely with the problem statement, rewording it several times. For a methodic approach, take single words and substitute variations. ‘Increase sales’? Try replacing ‘increase’ with ‘attract’, ‘develop’, ‘extend’, ‘repeat’ and see how your perception of the problem changes. A rich vocabulary plays an important role here, so you may want to use a thesaurus or develop your vocabulary.

2. Expose and Challenge Assumptions
Every problem — no matter how apparently simple it may be — comes with a long list of assumptions attached. Many of these assumptions may be inaccurate and could make your problem statement inadequate or even misguided.
The first step to get rid of bad assumptions is to make them explicit. Write a list and expose as many assumptions as you can — especially those that may seem the most obvious and ‘untouchable’.
That, in itself, brings more clarity to the problem at hand. But go further and test each assumption for validity: think in ways that they might not be valid and their consequences. What you will find may surprise you: that many of those bad assumptions are self-imposed — with just a bit of scrutiny you are able to safely drop them.
For example, suppose you’re about to enter the restaurant business. One of your assumptions might be ‘restaurants have a menu’. While such an assumption may seem true at first, try challenging it and maybe you’ll find some very interesting business models (such as one restaurant in which customers bring dish ideas for the chef to cook, for example).

3. Chunk Up
Each problem is a small piece of a greater problem. In the same way that you can explore a problem laterally — such as by playing with words or challenging assumptions — you can also explore it at different “altitudes”.
If you feel you’re overwhelmed with details or looking at a problem too narrowly, look at it from a more general perspective. In order to make your problem more general, ask questions such as: “What’s this a part of?”, “What’s this an example of?” or “What’s the intention behind this?”.
For a detailed explanation of how this principle works, check the article Boost Your Brainstorm Effectiveness with the Why Habit.
Another approach that helps a lot in getting a more general view of a problem is replacing words in the problem statement with hypernyms. Hypernyms are words that have a broader meaning than the given word. (For example, a hypernym of ‘car’ is ‘vehicle’). A great, free tool for finding hypernyms for a given word is WordNet (just search for a word and click on the ‘S:’ label before the word definitions).

4. Chunk Down
If each problem is part of a greater problem, it also means that each problem is composed of many smaller problems. It turns out that decomposing a problem in many smaller problems — each of them more specific than the original — can also provide greater insights about it.
‘Chunking the problem down’ (making it more specific) is especially useful if you find the problem overwhelming or daunting.
Some of the typical questions you can ask to make a problem more specific are: “What are parts of this?” or “What are examples of this?”.
Just as in ‘chunking up’, word substitution can also come to great use here. The class of words that are useful here are hyponyms: words that are stricter in meaning than the given one. (E.g. two hyponyms of ‘car’ are ‘minivan’ and ‘limousine’). WordNet can also help you finding hyponyms.

5. Find Multiple Perspectives
Before rushing to solve a problem, always make sure you look at it from different perspectives. Looking at it with different eyes is a great way to have instant insight on new, overlooked directions.
For example, if you own a business and are trying to ‘increase sales’, try to view this problem from the point of view of, say, a customer. For example, from the customer’s viewpoint, this may be a matter of adding features to your product that one would be willing to pay more for.
Rewrite your problem statement many times, each time using one of these different perspectives. How would your competition see this problem? Your employees? Your mom?
Also, imagine how people in various roles would frame the problem. How would a politician see it? A college professor? A nun? Try to find the differences and similarities on how the different roles would deal with your problem.

6. Use Effective Language Constructs
There isn’t a one-size-fits-all formula for properly crafting the perfect problem statement, but there are some language constructs that always help making it more effective:
Assume a myriad of solutions. An excellent way to start a problem statement is: “In what ways might I…”. This expression is much superior to “How can I…” as it hints that there’s a multitude of solutions, and not just one — or maybe none. As simple as this sounds, the feeling of expectancy helps your brain find solutions.
Make it positive. Negative sentences require a lot more cognitive power to process and may slow you down — or even derail your train of thought. Positive statements also help you find the real goal behind the problem and, as such, are much more motivating.
For example: instead of finding ways to ‘quit smoking’, you may find that ‘increase your energy’, ‘live longer’ and others are much more worthwhile goals.
Frame your problem in the form of a question. Our brain loves questions. If the question is powerful and engaging, our brains will do everything within their reach to answer it. We just can’t help it: Our brains will start working on the problem immediately and keep working in the background, even when we’re not aware of it.
If you’re still stuck, consider using the following formula for phrasing your problem statement:
“In what ways (action) (object) (qualifier) (end result)?”
Example: In what ways might I package (action) my book (object) more attractively (qualifier) so people will buy more of it (end result)?

7. Make It Engaging
In addition to using effective language constructs, it’s important to come up with a problem statement that truly excites you so you’re in the best frame of mind for creatively tackling the problem. If the problem looks too dull for you, invest the time adding vigor to it while still keeping it genuine. Make it enticing. Your brain will thank (and reward) you later.
One thing is to ‘increase sales’ (boring), another one is ‘wow your customers’. One thing is ‘to create a personal development blog’, another completely different is to ‘empower readers to live fully’.

8. Reverse the Problem
One trick that usually helps when you’re stuck with a problem is turning it on its head.
If you want to win, find out what would make you lose. If you are struggling finding ways to ‘increase sales’, find ways to decrease them instead. Then, all you need to do is reverse your answers. ‘Make more sales calls’ may seem an evident way of increasing sales, but sometimes we only see these ‘obvious’ answers when we look at the problem from an opposite direction.
This seemingly convoluted method may not seem intuitive at first, but turning a problem on its head can uncover rather obvious solutions to the original problem.

9. Gather Facts
Investigate causes and circumstances of the problem. Probe details about it — such as its origins and causes. Especially if you have a problem that’s too vague, investigating facts is usually more productive than trying to solve it right away.
If, for example, the problem stated by your spouse is “You never listen to me”, the solution is not obvious. However, if the statement is “You don’t make enough eye contact when I’m talking to you,” then the solution is obvious and you can skip brainstorming altogether. (You’ll still need to work on the implementation, though!)
Ask yourself questions about the problem. What is not known about it? Can you draw a diagram of the problem? What are the problem boundaries? Be curious. Ask questions and gather facts. It is said that a well-defined problem is halfway to being solved: I would add that a perfectly-defined problem is not a problem anymore.

10. Problem-Solve Your Problem Statement
I know I risk getting into an infinite loop here, but as you may have noticed, getting the right perspective of a problem is, well, a problem in itself. As such, feel free to use any creative thinking technique you know to help. There are plenty to choose from:
You may want to give yourself an Idea Quota of problem statements. Or write a List of 100 problems to solve. SCAMPER your problem definition. These are just some of dozen techniques you can try.
Of course, how much effort you invest in defining the problem in contrast to how much effort you invest in solving your actual problem is a hard balance to achieve, though one which is attainable with practice.

Personally, I don’t think that 55 minutes of defining a problem versus 5 minutes acting on it is usually a good proportion. The point is that we must be aware of how important problem defining is and correct our tendency to spend too little time on it.
In fact, when you start paying more attention to how you define your problems, you’ll probably find that it is usually much harder than solving them. But you’ll also find that the payoff is well worth the effort.

11.12.2008

Not quite what I pictured but still rad.

The flying car
A British engineer has invented a fan-powered flying car - and to prove the Skycar works, he’s off to Africa in it

Richard Fleury
To Timbuktu by flying car: it sounds the most unlikely journey on earth; a sci-fi voyage from the pages of Jules Verne. But this is no fantasy. The car really flies. And the journey will become reality early in the new year when two explorers set off from London in a propeller-powered dune buggy heading for the Sahara.

The seed of this improbable adventure was sown four years ago when Gilo Cardozo, a paramotor manufacturer, had a eureka moment. For those not familiar with paramotors, picture a parachutist with a giant industrial fan strapped to his back, which provides forward motion and boosts lift for the parachute - or wing - during takeoff. Cardozo’s brainwave was to attach a car to the fan.

“I started making a paramotor on wheels that you sit on and take off and it suddenly occurred to me, ‘Why not just have a car that does everything?’” recalls Cardozo, whose Wiltshire-based company Parajet built the paramotor that the adventurer Bear Grylls used to fly near Everest last year.

A workable flying car has been the inventors’ holy grail for half a century, but the reality has remained elusive. Just ask Paul Moller, the Canadian engineer whose four-seater Skycar is still at the prototype stage after 40 years and more than £100m of development.

Cardozo, a self-taught engineer with a tiny fraction of that budget, thinks he may finally have cracked it. “I’ve been dreaming about making flying cars since I was a boy,” he says, “thinking about all the ways it could be done and seeing how all the other people in the world have done it wrong.

“No one’s ever made one that really does work that you can go out and buy. But here’s the ultimate solution: it’s cheap, it’s safe, it works, all the technology’s already there. So I pushed ahead and thought, ‘We’ve got to do it’.”

Without recent advances in flexible wing technology, the idea would barely have got off the ground. New aerodynamic profiles and materials make it possible to lift a vehicle weighing 1,500lb and passengers without dangerous instability.

“This thing will launch itself without any pilot input,” says Cardozo. “You just open it up and it goes. The more power you put on, the faster you go until you come off the ground [at 35mph]. The wing will basically lock above you [once airborne] and stay there, without weaving, at speeds of up to 80mph.”

Fully road-legal - the car passed the government’s single vehicle approval test last month - and designed to run on bioethanol, Cardozo’s Skycar is powered by a modified 140bhp Yamaha R1 superbike engine with a lightweight automatic CVT (continuously variable transmission) gear-box from a snowmobile. It boasts Ferrari-beating acceleration on land, an air speed of up to 80mph and can swap between road and flight modes in minutes.

“The fan’s static when you’re driving around,” says Cardozo. “The engineering challenge was getting a really reliable system that will switch power between wheels or fan.”

With chief pilot and expedition organiser Neil Laughton, Cardozo will fly and drive the two-seater more than 3,700 miles to Timbuktu. Setting off on January 14, they will take about 40 days to reach the city in Mali, west Africa, whose name is a byword for the back end of beyond (a recent survey found a third of young Britons claimed not to believe that Timbuktu exists).

The team has spent £130,000 developing and attempting to make the Skycar desert-proof. The vehicle is in fact a modified Rage Motorsport off-road racing buggy, and will be followed by a support convoy including an eight-wheel truck, two Toyota Land Cruiser 4x4s and several motorbikes.

If the buggy’s 1000cc engine fails in the air, the machine is designed to glide back to earth for an emergency landing, like any aircraft. But it’s also equipped with an emergency, rocket-launched parachute in case the canopy collapses.

“It’s going to be quite a treacherous trip,” predicts Cardozo. “But that’s all part of a good adventure.”

The Skycar’s first challenge will be the 22-mile flight across the English Channel, before landing in France and continuing by road. Then, after a high-altitude navigation over the Pyrenees, it faces another all-or-nothing crossing over the Strait of Gibraltar.







“If the transmission system or engine go down, we risk losing our car in the water,” says Cardozo. “We’re looking into flotation devices like they use on lifeboats. You attach them to the car and throw them out to stop it sinking.”

How much of the Skycar’s voyage will be airborne and how much earthbound will depend on the prevailing conditions. But the planned route will take the team through Mauritania, Morocco and into Mali and include a crossing of the Sahara’s remote “empty quarter”, where they will need to be self-sufficient for up to two weeks.

The Sahara is a notoriously harsh environment but the heat, dust and unforgiving terrain are not the only dangers. Last year the annual Paris-Dakar desert rally was cancelled because of fears of terrorist attacks.

“There is certainly a little bit of a threat in terms of unsavoury organisations in that part of the world, the southern Sahara,” says Laughton. “It’s a sensitive area and there are reports of Al-Qaeda cells springing up. I’m not taking it lightly but if we were to take the Foreign and Commonwealth Office advice, we wouldn’t be going. We just have to be a little bit savvy and not advertise our exact route, which might put us at risk of an ambush.” Laughton, who has led expeditions to the Amazon, Arctic and Antarctic, hopes the Skycar will one day be more than just an adventurer’s toy. Its versatility and low cost could potentially make it useful for flying doctors and relief workers in remote areas.

“In the 2005 earthquakes in Pakistan there were no helicopters available and this is a really inexpensive and easy method with which to [bring in] a doctor or medic very quickly,” Laughton says.

“When the road ahead is destroyed by avalanche or rockfall and it’s impossible to get in by road you can simply take off and fly around the obstacle. And a pilot could extract somebody very easily in the passenger seat and get them to a hospital.”

Laughton - a pilot - claims the car is easier to fly than planes or helicopters. “It’s so much less complex then either of those two or pretty much anything else I’ve flown,” he says. “It’s just got a throttle and two foot pedals for steering and that’s pretty much it. It doesn’t get much easier. One minute you’re dragging on a sandy beach and the next minute you’re flying over it.”

If the Skycar comes through its maiden voyage, Cardozo’s company plans to put it into limited production with a price of somewhere between £35,000 and £40,000 for a standard model and £60,000 for a high-performance sports version.

Unlike a light aircraft, potential buyers won’t need a private pilot’s licence to fly a Skycar, just one day’s tuition and a powered parachute licence.

“It will be a serious aircraft but also a proper road machine, with acceleration to match your average sports car,” says Cardozo. “I’m not going to sell millions of them but even if we sell 20 we’ll be laughing.”

But first there is the small matter of Timbuktu.

FROM ROAD TO AIR IN THE SKYCAR

The driver unpacks the parafoil wing from the boot and manually deploys it from the rear of the car. He switches the transmission from road mode, which drives the wheels, to flight mode, which powers the rear fan

The fan’s thrust pushes the car forward, providing lift for the wing as the car reaches 35mph – takeoff speed. Once airborne, pedals in the footwell steer the Skycar by pulling cables that change the wing’s shape

The Skycar has a flying range of about 180 miles. If the wing is damaged or collapses, the pilot can fire a roof-mounted emergency parachute that allows the car to float safely back to earth

VITAL STATISTICS

ENGINE 1000cc, four cylinders
POWER 140bhp
RANGE 180 miles (flight) / 250 miles (road)
CRUISING ALTITUDE 2,000-3,000ft
MAXIMUM ALTITUDE 15,000ft
ACCELERATION 0-60mph: 4.5sec (on road)
TOP SPEED 80mph (flight) / 110mph (road)
COST £35,000

Another X-mas gift: iBangle





The latest piece created by Gopinath Prasana. While millions of music listeners “shuck & jive” up and down street corners listening to the latest tunes from their sleek iPods, Shuffle, Nanos, and Touch pieces. It seems as though there is a new concept design created for the more “fashionably forward” consumer. Gopinath Prasana has decided to turn up the volume on Apple, creating a concept ipod design made to be worn on the wrist and would be featured as an aluminum bangle to the naked eye. The iBangle concept design features a built in mult-touch track pad for you to control your playlist. Along with music controls, hold switch button, and a Air in/Out button for wearing support. It’s quite obvious Prasana has put a lot of thought into this concept - seeing as though it would be made for both men and women, and while everyone has a different body type - this concept has been designed for comfort as well as wear. Wireless In-Ear Headphones would help users listen to the music while looking “fashionably sound” on the streets. Now I don’t know about you ladies….but I am definitely feeling this idea. I wonder if this iBangle would really go into motion? Knowing Apple….you never know what might happen!

Via Blogue.us / YankoDesign.com

To GM or not to GM?

Purple 'super tomato' that can fight against cancer
By David Derbyshire
Last updated at 3:03 AM on 27th October 2008
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It looks like a cross between an orange and a black pudding, but this genetically modified purple 'super tomato' could be the latest weapon in the fight against cancer.
The fruit, which tastes and smells like a normal red tomato, has been given two genes from a snapdragon flower that produce the dark colour.









The distinctive hue is created by antioxidant pigments that protect against diseases including cancer, heart problems and diabetes.
These plum-like tomatoes have been genetically engineered to fight cancer
British scientists behind the crop believe their purple tomato is the respectable face of genetic modification and could help convince the public of the benefits of GM food.
But critics say the potential health benefits are a distraction from the harmful environmental side effects of GM farming.

The tomato - developed by the John Innes Centre in Norwich - contains high concentrations of anthocyanins, pigments found in blackberries and cranberries.
Anthocyanins are chemicals called flavonoids which mop up potentially harmful oxygen molecules in the body. Although they are produced naturally by tomato plants, they are normally found only in the leaves.
The scientists transferred the genes from the snapdragons using specially adapted bacteria.
Food for thought: The tomatoes could be on sale within three years - but not in Britain
Professor Cathie Martin, who led the John Innes research - the results of which are published today in the journal Nature Biotechnology - said one tomato contained the same anthocyanins as a spoonful of cranberries.
'Most people do not eat five portions of fruit and vegetables a day,' she said.

'But they can get more benefit from those they do eat if common fruit and vegetables can be developed that are higher in nutrients.'
The scientists found that mice bred to be vulnerable to cancer lived longer when fed the GM tomatoes. They now hope to test the effects on men at risk of prostate cancer.
Dr Lara Bennett, of Cancer Research UK, said: 'It's exciting to see new techniques that could make healthy foods even better for us.'
But critics warn that genetic modification is tied in with factory farming methods that harm communities - and that any seeds from a GM tomato could produce unexpected effects on the environment.
Friends of the Earth said: 'GM crops cannot be deemed a "healthy" option.'

11.11.2008

I'll be going outside now.

China issues first definition of Internet addiction
Xinhua News Agency - November 09, 2008
BEIJING, Nov 09, 2008 (Xinhua via COMTEX) -- Chinese doctors released the country's first diagnostic definition of Internet addiction over the weekend, amid efforts to address an increasing number of psychological problems that reportedly result from Internet overuse.

Tao Ran, a medical expert at Beijing's Military General Hospital, where the definition was developed, said it was also the first time for China to officially designate hospital psychiatric units to treat such cases.

Symptoms of addiction included yearning to get back online, mental or physical distress, irritation and difficulty concentrating or sleeping.

The definition, based on a study of more than 1,300 problematic computer users, classifies as addicts those who spend at least six hours online a day and have shown at least one symptom in the past three months.

"Eighty percent of addicts can be cured with treatment, which usually lasts about three months," said Tao. He did not describe the treatment, however.

According to the China Youth Association for Network Development, Internet-addicted youths are more likely suffer frustration in interpersonal relations than their peers.

Those aged 18 to 30 account for nearly half of the online population in China, which has been estimated at 210 million as of 2007 by the China Internet Network Information Center.

About 10 percent of young users suffer Internet addiction, an earlier survey revealed, and about 70 percent are male.

Copyright 2008 XINHUA NEWS AGENCY

11.10.2008

things i've been shown on youtube



this one is funnier if you know someone from new zealand




this one has been shown to me twice by seperate people, consists of more than one episode, and is extrememly annoying



this one has also been shown to me twice by seperate people, consists of more than one episode, and is one of the most disturbing and creepy things i've ever seen. i refuse to watch any more of them. enjoy

Free Rice has revamped.

You can now quiz yourself in foreign languages, chemistry, and geography. Check out the feed me link on the left. Right now.

The season is wrong but the sentiment is dead on.

11.04.2008

It's 8:14 CST and I'm calling it.

You heard it hear first -- Obama's got this on lock down!

11.03.2008

Riddle me this:

Brain injury gives local mom a "foreign" accent
CindyLou Romberg, of Port Angeles, suffers from a rare condition called Foreign Accent Syndrome, which makes her sound like she has a European accent. She'll be featured in an episode of the Discovery Health Channel's "Mystery ER" show.

By Marc Ramirez

Seattle Times staff reporter

STEVE RINGMAN / THE SEATTLE TIMES

CindyLou Romberg, of Port Angeles, suffers from a rare condition called Foreign Accent Syndrome, which makes her sound like she has a European accent. She'll be featured tonight in an episode of the Discovery Health Channel's "Mystery ER" show.


STEVE RINGMAN / THE SEATTLE TIMES

CindyLou Romberg trims back dead branches on her favorite tree in her Port Angeles yard.
Related

Video | Foreign Accent Syndrome
Tonight on "Mystery ER"

CindyLou Romberg's story will be featured on the show, which runs at 5 and 8 p.m. on the Discovery Health Channel. The program, which concludes its second season, features real-life medical mysteries told through subject interviews and re-enactments of true events. Information

Foreign Accent Syndrome is a rare disorder brought on by neurological damage that affects a person's ability to speak and creates the impression of a foreign accent.

Resources:

University of Texas at Dallas: www.utdallas.edu/research/FAS/

Discovery Health video

feature: www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6y0voUoeGE
At the hospital, all the doctors and nurses asked her the same questions: Where are you from?

Port Angeles, she said.

No — we mean, where were you born?

Well — Crescent City, California.

But you have an accent.

That's why I'm here.

After a serious accident in 1981, life had become fairly normal for CindyLou Romberg, a caregiver and motorcycle enthusiast living in Washington's Olympic Peninsula. All that changed last year, when out of nowhere, she began talking like someone who'd grown up on the European continent.

Ever since, Romberg, 51, who has never studied a foreign language or been to any other country but Canada, has spoken in markedly accented English that sounds to some like German, French or Russian. On the phone, she's had to convince family and friends of her identity; in person, she's stopped trying to convince strangers who find her accent adorable that she's not from elsewhere.

Her diagnosis: A rare condition called Foreign Accent Syndrome, one that's landed her on tonight's episode of "Mystery ER, " a medical reality program on the Discovery Health Channel.

"Mother Nature can do some strange things," says Glenn, her husband of 22 years.

Romberg's speech changes without warning. Sometimes, all she can do is gesture for that dish she wants from the cupboard. Other times, pure babble pours from her mouth, confusing her grandkids. ("Nana, we don't speak your language," her 5-year-old grandson has said.) Once, at a diner stop during a charity bike run, she rattled off something that sounded Swedish.

Though it's been frustrating and scary at times, Romberg, is doing OK. "I am very good, yah," she says.

In 1981, Romberg, then in her 20s, fell out of a moving Toyota and hit the pavement, splitting her head from front to back.

For months afterward, she suffered terrible headaches; and for years, she addressed her lingering back pain by occasionally seeing a chiropractor. She found one she liked in Puyallup. "Things were really good," she says.

One day last year, her back was bothering her, and she decided to go to a local chiropractor instead. He tried an adjustment, then tried it again. But something wasn't right. That night, her neck swelled up.

By the next day, a Friday, the swelling had subsided. Then, that night, she went downstairs to talk to her daughter, and all that came out was gibberish.

Over the weekend, she visited a series of urgent-care physicians. One thought she had a migraine. Another thought she'd had a stroke. On Monday, her primary-care doctor sent her straight to Seattle.

Doctors still weren't sure what was wrong. She got an MRI and a CT scan; they thought she had a collapsed blood vessel in her neck. Surgery told them otherwise.

Eventually, her speech returned, but "she wasn't CindyLou," Glenn says. She sounded like she'd come from Berlin.

Finally, a doctor at Harborview told her: I think you have Foreign Accent Syndrome.

The first widely recognized case of Foreign Accent Syndrome, or FAS, involved a Norwegian woman struck by a piece of shrapnel during World War II. Afterward, she emerged with what sounded like a German accent and, given the times, was shunned by her community.

Only 50 or 60 cases have been verified worldwide, depending on whom you ask. Diagnosis is by process of elimination. "There's no ironclad test," says Jack Ryalls, an expert on neurologically based speech disorders at the University of Central Florida.

Typically, neurological damage — generally in the brain's left hemisphere — is followed by the inability to use words properly or at all, then a gradual return of speech, albeit altered. Most cases develop within one or two years of the original injury, making Romberg's case unusual.

While some researchers claim curative success using speech therapy, he says, "A person has to have some degree of conscious control" for it to work, and most victims seem not to. The few who regain their normal voices just do so with time, he says.

Our voices are part of our identities, which is why some victims of FAS are so devastated. Other people just shrug their shoulders, count their blessings and move on. The only evidence of Romberg's former self is on her cellphone, where a bright, melodic voice asks callers to leave a message.

She does not recognize her new voice, seemingly an octave lower. And at first, neither did anyone else.

Faraway friends would call the house and hang up, thinking they had the wrong number. One suspected identity theft and was ready to call the police. One day she answered the phone. It was her niece, Kayla. "... Is my aunt CindyLou there?" Kayla said.

"I said, `It's me.' She said, `Ohhh-kay... . What is Uncle Glenn doing?' I could tell she did not believe me."

Others called her mother, Joann Vedin, asking what was wrong with CindyLou. ("She talks funny," they'd say.)

Some things she still can't say. H's are difficult. Occasionally, her voice is slurred and stuttered. "You do n-not kn-know when it will haah-happen," she'll say. Some words emerge differently: "Heard" becomes "heared." "Garage" is "GARE-ej."

Some names just won't come at all: She calls Phyllis, her sister, but the word that comes out is "Sheba." Equally inexplicable, the word that comes out when she addresses daughter Sadrianna is something like "Pakka."

In time, people began to find the whole thing a novelty, as if her accent were some chunk of asteroid fallen from the sky. "My mum's friends thought it was the coolest thing that ever happened," she says. Ultimately, she was enlisted to record the greeting on her mother's answering machine.

But at times, the situation leaves her a little verklempt. She'll have something to say, and suddenly the words aren't there. "My mum" — she used to say mom — "will call after I've left a message," she says, "and Glenn will answer and say, 'Sorry, she's got no English tonight.' "

Glenn Romberg says it's as if his wife's brain short-circuited, and researcher Ryalls says that explanation isn't far off. He thinks the syndrome could be a recovery stage, the brain's way of compensating for lost function. A rewiring, in a sense.

What sounds like a foreign accent isn't, really, though it may be indistinguishable from one. It's a voice impairment we aren't used to hearing, so we associate it with what it most sounds like.

Romberg doesn't blame the chiropractor. It's not, she points out, as if he'd said, "I'm going to crack your neck today and make you talk French."

Still, "she's a different CindyLou than she was before," her mother says. "She doesn't know what it's going to develop into, whatever's happening to her. It kind of scares her, and I don't blame her."

But with three siblings already passed away, Romberg considers herself lucky. "The human body is amazing and can do absolutely phenomenal things when it needs to," she says.

In the meantime, she sometimes calls herself on her cellphone, just to hear the person she knew for 40-plus years. "That's the only thing I have," she says. "I used to really like my voice. I thought it was sassy and sexy. And it is no more."