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9.15.2009

Reasonable discourse


Hello everyone. Good to see you. Long time reader, first time blogger here. With all the pro-liberal speakings that's been up here lately, I felt like I had to step in and play a little devil's advocate. I speak for all the people who aren't quite sure about Obama's true motives as our country's president. Oh sure, he says he wants to reform healthcare and help the poor and sick but what's he really trying to gain here? There's no money in helping the disadvantaged. Just pitiful poor person gratitude and some crappy thank you notes from sickly kids.
It's obvious to me and most true Americans that deep down Obama's an impostor, ready to pervert everything we stand for. He's just consolidating his power and waiting for the perfect opportunity to take this country down the road to destruction. Or worse...socialism. It makes me shiver to even think about it. Now, if you're intrigued by my truth-bomb, I beseech you to follow the link at the bottom of the poster and open your mind to the true workings of the world. But beware. Just like those Nazis from Indiana Jones, not everyone will be able to handle the awesome power that is contained in this link. So you "progressives" probably don't need to look at it. And your co-workers probably won't be able to take the truthload that I'm dishing out either. This is strictly for the hardcore seekers of truth...to view in their own home, away from prying eyes.
The truth must be told!!! Americans will not sit idly by and watch their country be destroyed. If you view this message and believe it to be true, help me out by printing out these fliers and distributing them to everyone who is wary of this Obamanation! We can make a difference!

1 comment:

Pfunk said...

Two important points to make:

1. Not just a threesome but an old man threesome. A very old man threesome. *shiver* Thanks for that Matt.

2. Obama should totally rock a moustache!