Can guys appreciate shoe humor??

I really am curious. Hey, at least there's some boobs in it for you.

What kind of shoes are these? (Clue: BALLET FLATS)



Say, what do you call those shoes, again? You know: the ones that look a bit like ballet slippers? And are flat? God, it's right on the tip of our tongues... if only clothes came with a handy visual clue to remind us what the hell they actually are!

Well, these ones from Creatures of Comfort do, and while we wouldn't call them a Crime of Fashion, exactly, we are wondering how it would be if all clothing designers labelled their clothes in such a way. On the one hand, we think it would be really handy if all Ugly Prom Dresses had a great big label on the ass (Would it stop people wearing them, though? We fear not. If those hideous dangling ruffles don't stop them, nothing will...) and harem pants were labelled "kick me", but do we really need our ballet flats, pumps and peep toes to have their names stamped on them? You tell us...







'Witty Titties' - shoes that make you look like a tit. Literally.





Want to look like a complete tit? Well, you got your wish, in the most literal way possible...

We really hope these are supposed to be some kind of joke. If they're not, then we may just have lost all faith in humanity. And also: the will to live.

They're called "Witty Titties" (Because they're "titties" that are "witty". See?) and they can be yours for 55 euros per pair or 66 euros "with piercing or tattoo". And with that sentence it's official: we really have lost the will to live...